Crazy Bust

Life is so crazy y'all! As you may know Bruno Mars and Paris Hilton were busted for possession of cocaine, which I think is dumb of them to do on their part because they have everything going for them: clothes, money, loving fans but then they want to mess it up by breaking the law. Anyway that's not the peak of my story that I want to share with you. These two celebrities have a prosecutor, of course, his name is David Schubert. The reason why I bring the prosecutor up is so ironic to the world as well as myself. Remember I said Mars and Hilton got busted for possession, well so did the prosecutor; Shocking? I know. He was booked but later released. Now let's see if he does it again...